when I said I would write a
but when they heard it in the charts"
So you fancy yourself as a
Songwriter/ Mega Superstar/ Incredible Music Writing Talent......?
How many times have you
been told by friends, family, loved ones that you should be in the Hit
Parade? Every time you or anyone else sings your stuff everyone says:
"You should be in the charts instead of that rubbish I hear on the
WELL, WHY AREN’T YOU?
I’ll tell you why......
Because you don't have the
first idea how to, that's why! Oh, you might convince yourself that you
know all about the industry (or at least your pal Charlie knows) BUT DO YOU REALLY
KNOW? That is not said to insult you ... or denigrate you... or upset you ......
Trust me, you haven’t a
clue. That is the truth! But here’s the GOOD NEWS:
I DO! And I will help
you...that's a promise.
"I have something
exciting to tell you, and who is it that's telling you?"
My name is
You probably know me as the
respected hit recorder of loads of '60's' and '70's' songs in the UK, USA,
Australia, Italy, Germany, France, in fact, the World, with my band
'The Bachelors', with gold million sellers like: 'Diane’, 'I
Believe', ‘Charmaine’, ‘Ramona’......so many I can hardly remember
myself. We outsold ‘The Beatles’ in 1964 and 1965...Check it out for
yourself and you'll see it's all TRUE. My records have
sold tens of millions, we even had two Hits in the Top Five at the same time…just
released our 75th [yes, seventy fifth] album. Perhaps you have heard my
songs or seen me on television.
In 2008 I had TWO
gold records and charted at Number 5 in the Radio One National Album
First Irish band to ever
have an International Number One. Nowadays, I am also a respected
producer, advisor, and, for 20 years, Trustee of the most prestigious Show Biz. Charity
Organisation in the world.
That's all I'll tell you
about me, now over to YOU.....
I receive hundreds of demo's, CD's, videos, phone calls, E.Mails, letters, from writers, musicians, band
members, singers. All are desperate to make lots of money from their
music. And what's more...
These People All Want E X A
C T L Y The Same Thing!
Yep, that's right. Hundreds
of different people from all over the country and the world, totally
unconnected with each other, all having EXACTLY the same desires! Uncanny
isn't it? And yet I’ll be prepared to make a little wager that you have
the same desires too.
"Let me tell you
what all music makers (and I mean ALL) want:-"
1. Loads and loads of fame and money
- plus a lifetime stream of income. You can always give it away, if the
idea offends you.
2. A legal, practical and
ethical way of earning this money from making music.
music career which
they could run part-time (evenings and weekends) until they proved that it
worked, and then move into it full-time.
4. A music career which
they could run regardless of their age, sex or race.
5. And last but not least,
a music 'money making machine' which is FUN as well as being HIGHLY
LUCRATIVE with little or no investment.
Sounds pretty good eh?
What's that? You wouldn't mind a slice of this action yourself! You see
...... I was right all along.....
O.K., so all these people
call me, Email me, and ask if I know how they can be successful. And I answer with a
letter or Email saying: “Yes, I DO know as it happens!”
Talking to all these people
on the phone would be a chore, I don't mind telling you. Want to know
how a busy guy like me manages to deal with 400+ emails a day?
Because people ask me the
same question over and over again, I have a number of standard Emails replies and
letters on my computer, which I reel-out to suit the occasion [I personally answer one music question from any non-member - full members get my personal direct phone number and can ask as many questions as they like].
which letter gets reeled-out so often it's starting to wear a groove in my
You've guessed it. The
letter which tells these people exactly how to fulfil ALL of their
desires, AND THEN SOME.
Not convinced? Check out my members successes to the left...plenty more at APPLAUSE PAGE
All to good to be
true? A scam? A 'Get rich Quick Scheme'?
Email me now....this
second...ask me a music question or a question to help you....see how quick I reply PERSONALLY
....then just see how I love to help music guys achieve exactly what I
achieved. Loads of hits, Gold and Platinum's, plus Number Ones....just
click on the link: email@example.com
to contact me direct. Or call our office: UK 01323.728005 or
Now obviously I'm
teasing you a little here. Why don't I come right out and tell all
about A SUCCESS METHOD which will make you lots of money in music, working from
home, in your spare time - doing what you love? Patience, patience, I promise that I will
reveal all in a moment. But first, ask ME a question. If this way is
supposed to be so wonderful, why don't I do it myself instead of
rabbiting on about it?
cynical one, the answer to that question is this:-"
I spend every minute of
my working day operating EXACTLY this way. I will not touch ANY
other business because ALL other businesses are FEEBLE when compared
with my Music Business .... and I've tried quite a few in my
time. Do you know how much I get from a NUMBER ONE? Do you know
how much fun I get from a NUMBER ONE?
[How much did I earn last year
from my hits, for instance?] This is the ONLY business worthy
of my time or your time, and this is the ONLY business I recommend to
people who happily pay up to £2,500 a shot for my advice and words of
I'm talking about your
business, the noble art of making music .... WRITING MUSIC, PERFORMING
MUSIC, COMPOSING, PRODUCING…WHATEVER .... that’s what I said !
I don't mean actually
having the knowledge or the expertise to sit down and write the dots
to a spectacular worldwide No. 1. Incidentally ANYONE can write a No.
1, and I'll tell you how, and how to get it played and
achieve success with it.
enough? Do you want to join the program and get on the road to success
HERE to enter the secure payment options area "as secure as when
you buy in your local shop"
Let me tell you here
and now, in this life, there is NO OTHER BUSINESS WORTH CONSIDERING.
Oh, I'm not saying that you can't make a buck out of selling garden
compost, or running a Kebab take-away shop.
But I AM saying that
other business offers such a realistic chance of making serious money,
and certainly no other business can be operated so effortlessly from
the comfort of your own studio/ office/ living room/ kitchen/ garden
... even your car...
SERIOUS WRITERS’ business is where you say to people:- “Hello
Punter. I'm a bit broke at the moment. so could you see your way clear
to sending me a $thousand? Thanks awfully. Yours
I don't advise you
actually TRY saying this of course... Although, come to think of
it, it might be worth a try ....
Now, I only invite
people who I think might be the sort of person interested in joining
my elite and select group, a group I call
'THE SERIOUS WRITERS GUILD'.
This web page is by way of an
invitation to you to apply for a place (not everyone is accepted). You
should clearly understand that I never advertise directly for people
to join this group. After vetting, Membership is strictly on my
personal invitation. However, I am not certain that you are right for
this group. I may have only spoken to you once, or maybe you Emailed
me. I don't know you, and we've never met, so excuse me if I take a
little time in this mail to try to eliminate you from applying! I
don't want to waste your time, and (far more important for me, I don't
want you to waste my valuable time if you are not going to benefit
long-term from our relationship).
The 'heavy duty'
10 month programs within 'The
Serious Writers Guild' are not for the faint hearted, so I have to
eliminate the time wasters and 'tire kickers'. Let's do that straight
away...make your mind up now....are you a serious music maker?
Don't even think about
answering: 'maybe'. If you think this is a web page flogging a
boring 'get rich quick' music scheme...forget it. You will not
get any glossy, over priced, part work course from me....you will,
however, sign up for some serious hard work that will make your dreams
mysterious? It's supposed to be! You'll see why, later."
First of all, let me
ask you three questions:
1. Would you let me show you how to obtain money, freedom and power from your music?
2. Would you let me do
this at no risk whatsoever to yourself? (Put bluntly, give me one
month to make you richer, more free and more powerful or pay me
nothing - not a single penny piece.)
3. Would you let me
give you awesome song writing power. And astonishing music know-how to MAKE
A £MILLION FROM YOUR MUSIC?
I want you to be
unimaginably famous, wealthy, unimaginably powerful and unimaginably happy,
having FUN - with your own music. If you are
accepted, I will personally guide you to these goals as I have guided
many others. You get my personal, private, telephone number in my studio.
Also my SKYPE contact [free Internet phone and video phone]
I am not prepared to
reveal any more in this web-page, because you have not applied or been
accepted. Everything will be explained to you if you are fortunate
enough to get in. Of course, it goes without saying that the methods I
show you plus the music tricks and know-how are 100% LEGAL AND ETHICAL.
I’m sure you have
many questions about
‘THE SERIOUS WRITERS GUILD’, but I dare not answer them at
this stage. However, to save any misunderstandings on your part, I
will make the following statements:-
Unlike others who offer
so-called 'business opportunities' I have made many £Millions. This
is not said to impress you, it's to show that I 'walk my talk'. I made
my pile years ago. And still make it.
Now I get my kicks from
helping others to do the same.
"When you reach the top it is your duty to send the
elevator back down for the next one"
- Jack Lemmon, Kevin Spacey and now, Dec Cluskey
Sure, I make good money from MUSIC - I
can’t help it...it’s called residual royalties.....and touring world-wide...but that’s
not the main reason I do it. Oh yes, I just love helping people make a
fortune! Making $Millions from your music is easy. It’s only hard work ! Once you know HOW!
"How do I get
on the Program?"
Because there are only
a few places available (my time is limited), this Web Page is the one
and only chance you will be offered, to apply for a place. Please
reply in the next SEVEN DAYS or your place will be offered to someone
else. If you subsequently enquire about 'THE
SERIOUS WRITER'S GUILD', then we may well deny it even exists!
PS: You can achieve
great wealth, power and personal freedom. Yes it really IS possible. I
have helped hundreds along this path over the years.
PPS: This is an honest
risk-free offer. There is no catch. If you are not happy with the
monthly releases or the offer, your payment will be returned promptly
and courteously and you will owe nothing. You may also keep all the
releases which will make any business explode with success as a
complimentary gift from me - totally free of charge. I can make this
remarkable offer because I know that once you see the materials, ten
times the cost would not be enough to bribe you to give them up.
PPPS: Reply within
SEVEN DAYS and get a remarkable BONUS: "So Your Thinking of Mastering". The secrets of how to make your demo sound like the pro records in the chart [worth $39.97] The number of
places is strictly limited each year so act now, today.
Finally:- It chokes me
to even have to say this, but its a sign of the times, I'm afraid.
‘THE SERIOUS WRITER'S GUILD’ is NOT some cheap and cheerful
stupid 'Rock School' course, MLM scam, 'money game', or 'chain
publishing' rubbish. Sorry, but recently my very genuine efforts to
help people have been washed aside in a torrent of Email scams which
have undoubtedly poured into your letter box and email box.
Please if you do
nothing else, stop everything and think of what you really want your
future to be, consider your position as a potential
'SERIOUS WRITER', or drop in to see me to prove that I'm REAL and
GENUINE. Hey! Give me ten minutes warning...I’ve got to warm the
Heard enough, want
to join the program and get on the road to success immediately?
HERE - to look at the secure payment options area "as secure as
when you buy in your local shop"
FREE INFO PACK? QUICK CREDIT CARD
or just prove we are real?
[UK office hours]
The Serious Writers Guild,
Eastbourne BN20 7UH in the UK
Tel: +44 (0)1323.728005
[UK office hours]
Also at: Denton Road, Meads, Eastbourne
and - Il Cortes Del Golf, El Paraiso, Benavista,
Costa Del Sol, Spain